1. Please keep bringing me your soft furry babies that I may pet them.

     


  2. ATTENTION NYC AREA KATE MIDDLETON FTW FANS

    You’re invited!

    What: Drinks and a sketch comedy show, held to celebrate the Duchess and her fetus.

    When: TOMORROW NIGHT! April 24th! Show is at 9:30 PM, we’ll be having cocktails in the bar starting at 8 pm.

    Where: The PIT Underground, 123 East 24th Street (Between Park and Lex)

    Cost: $5 for the show, pay cash at the box office or purchase tix in advance here: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/the-royal-fetus-variety-show-2/

    Drinks are normal drink prices, depends on what you order I guess, so I dunno, whatever you want to spend? I’m not your mother.

    Please do join us. I would be very happy to meet you. We can take “duck face” pictures or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

     

  3. How do you live like this every day?

     

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  7. The Kate-pocalypse was years ago, darling!

     

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  11. kuqo asked: Please post more pics! SO much opportunity for baby-related puns now! :D

    I am!!! I am working on this this evening and weekend, so there will be more updates soon. Right now I’m wrapping gifts for underpriviliged children. If you haven’t bought a gift for an underprivileged child this holiday season, please do that right away. Or, you can donate to one of the following lovely charitiable organizations:

    http://www.pregnancysicknesssupport.org.uk/ (a Hyperemesis Gravidarum support organization!) http://nycares.org/ (Please help my city recover from the impact of hurricane Sandy! Many people in the area are in for a very stressful holiday season!)

    …and by the time you get done doing that there will be more hilarious pictures up for you to enjoy! Happy Holidays, everyone! - Anne

     

  12. See what happens when you forget to bring a gift?

     

  13. Those are your options.

     

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  15. You still lose!