Kate Middleton For The Win

HI! I was at the Royal Fetus show you did tonight at the PIT. My friends and I thought it was really funny! My personal favorite was Bone Arm Girl. Please do more! Also, love the work you do on this blog. These captions never fail to make me laugh.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:49:17 -0400

Thank you sooooooooo so much! I was so happy people came out and enjoyed themselves! We had a LOT of fun doing it and there will be more to come! Stay classy! Happy Thursday!!!!!

Please keep bringing me your soft furry babies that I may pet...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:00:29 -0400

Please keep bringing me your soft furry babies that I may pet them.

ATTENTION NYC AREA KATE MIDDLETON FTW FANS

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:50:11 -0400

You’re invited!

What: Drinks and a sketch comedy show, held to celebrate the Duchess and her fetus.

When: TOMORROW NIGHT! April 24th! Show is at 9:30 PM, we’ll be having cocktails in the bar starting at 8 pm.

Where: The PIT Underground, 123 East 24th Street (Between Park and Lex)

Cost: $5 for the show, pay cash at the box office or purchase tix in advance here: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/the-royal-fetus-variety-show-2/

Drinks are normal drink prices, depends on what you order I guess, so I dunno, whatever you want to spend? I’m not your mother.

Please do join us. I would be very happy to meet you. We can take “duck face” pictures or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

How do you live like this every day?

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:16:02 -0400

How do you live like this every day?

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:00:27 -0500

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Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:00:24 -0500

Check out some new photos EXCLUSIVELY MADE for Vanity...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 10:04:39 -0500

Check out some new photos EXCLUSIVELY MADE for Vanity Fair! http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2013/01/kate-middleton-royal-pregnancy-lols-humor#slide=1

The Kate-pocalypse was years ago, darling!

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:49:33 -0500

The Kate-pocalypse was years ago, darling!

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Thu, 20 Dec 2012 09:04:10 -0500

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Wed, 19 Dec 2012 09:00:30 -0500

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:58:46 -0500

Please post more pics! SO much opportunity for baby-related puns now! :D

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:23:08 -0500

I am!!! I am working on this this evening and weekend, so there will be more updates soon. Right now I’m wrapping gifts for underpriviliged children. If you haven’t bought a gift for an underprivileged child this holiday season, please do that right away. Or, you can donate to one of the following lovely charitiable organizations:

http://www.pregnancysicknesssupport.org.uk/ (a Hyperemesis Gravidarum support organization!) http://nycares.org/ (Please help my city recover from the impact of hurricane Sandy! Many people in the area are in for a very stressful holiday season!)

…and by the time you get done doing that there will be more hilarious pictures up for you to enjoy! Happy Holidays, everyone! - Anne

See what happens when you forget to bring a gift?

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 08:42:41 -0400

See what happens when you forget to bring a gift?

Those are your options.

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 08:43:48 -0400

Those are your options.

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Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:54:30 -0400

You still lose!

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 08:58:27 -0400

You still lose!

But really, silver is… fine.

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 20:32:56 -0400

But really, silver is… fine.

I don’t do shovels. Or dirt.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 08:53:26 -0400

I don’t do shovels. Or dirt.

Or.. garage? Is this your garage?

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 08:57:43 -0400

Or.. garage? Is this your garage?

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Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:44:20 -0400