Those are your options.

Those are your options.

But really, silver is… fine.

But really, silver is… fine.

I don’t do shovels. Or dirt.

I don’t do shovels. Or dirt.

What would I keep in it??

What would I keep in it??

Turning 30 is easy for a princess.

Turning 30 is easy for a princess.

Happy Birthday to the winner.

Happy Birthday to the winner.

How rude.

How rude.

One must always be mindful to check one’s blind spot.

One must always be mindful to check one’s blind spot.

You have seen my buttons, yes? They’re quite lovely.

You have seen my buttons, yes? They’re quite lovely.