Anything but "common"
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What do you mean “public” transport?
Are you ready for the royal birth? WELL GET READY YOU SORRY PEASANTS!
We’ll be back at The PIT June 26th at 8pm for another Royal Fetus Variety Show!
Tickets are $5 and drinks are cheap! More details coming very soon.
Watch my interview on Pop Sugar LIVE! at 4 pm EST: http://www.popsugar.com/Watch-POPSUGAR-LIVE-Now-30704120
Stay obnoxiously classy, everyone!
Please keep bringing me your soft furry babies that I may pet them.
How do you live like this every day?
See what happens when you forget to bring a gift?
Those are your options.
You still lose!
But really, silver is… fine.
I don’t do shovels. Or dirt.
Or.. garage? Is this your garage?