There IS a red carpet beneath me, yes?

There IS a red carpet beneath me, yes?

Turning 30 is easy for a princess.

Turning 30 is easy for a princess.

Happy Birthday to the winner.

Happy Birthday to the winner.

How rude.

How rude.

One must always be mindful to check one’s blind spot.

One must always be mindful to check one’s blind spot.

Whatsoever would one eat out of bowls such as these?

Whatsoever would one eat out of bowls such as these?